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Countdown to Enclosure!

Enclosure is coming this year, in late 2114. Are you and your loved ones prepared? PSTU 3 has all the latest news and coverage on pre-Enclosure events. Stay tuned here for important news as it happens. [more info]


Breaking News!

Wild Salmon Declared Extinct
(Olympia) State of Washington fish biologists today announced that all wild species of salmon are extinct. Small runs of wild salmon were last observed in 2111 in both the Columbia and Skykomish Rivers. Biologists had hoped to see a return, but after three years they have concluded the low, warm waters can no longer support the fish.

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Local News

Gresham Falls!
(Gresham) The City of Gresham is now in the control of the dissident group People First. A well-armed military-style platoon of 36 methodically made their way through downtown yesterday, seizing government buildings.


More Local News...

Hastings Acquires Two of Remaining 3 Blocks in Portland; Lottery Dates Announced
Anti-Dome Alliance Increases Violence, Vows More of the Same
Water Crisis Deepens
Hastings Group Purchases 16 Blocks of Downtown Portland
Anti-Enclosure Activists Storm City Hall
Mayor Bassett Suspends Oregon Constitution, Disbands City Council Ahead of Hastings Vote
Hastings Senior Appointed Metro Security Chief, Anti-Enclosure Riots Continue

World

Pakistan Surprises World With Nuclear Strike on India, Varanasi Destroyed
(New Delhi) In the pre-dawn hours yesterday, just as cab drivers and street sweepers were beginning to stir, the darkened city became the white-hot center of the sun. In that flash, hundreds of thousands of lives were extinguished.


More World News...

India's "Million Man Army" Marches Towards Pak-India Border
China Opens Fire on Japanese Fleet, Claims Encroachment on Shrinking Yellow Sea Fisheries
Opinion: Can the U.S. Beat Russia to Enclosure?

Weather

World Temperatures Skyrocket, Scientists Warn of 100% Ice Cap Loss Within 5 Years
(Antarctica) Record high temperatures worldwide have accelerated ice cap loss at both poles warn climate scientists. "We estimate 5 years - tops - before we see 100% polar ice cap loss," says Dr. Sven Walker of Delft University.


Sports

Should Nano-Juicing Be Allowed In Pro Sports?
(Tualatin) With recent advances in nano-technology, opponents of injecting nano-technology - a term known as "nano-juicing" - are questioning whether this practice should be banned from pro-sports. Proponent's say that nano-juicing allows athletes to meet their true potential and is no worse than caffeine or an energy drink prior to a workout.


Financial

Chisholm Financials Continues Purchase of Local Banks, Fed Death Spiral Worsens
(Portland) Chisholm Financials announced the purchase of local credit union Sasquatch Credit Union. This brings the total number of local acquisitions by Chisholm Financials up to six in the last year alone.


More Financial News...

Polymer Technology Stocks Rise Despite Stock Market Woes
EurAsia Stock Exchange Plummets 2500 Points, NASDAQ/NYSE In Free-Fall

Health & Science

Neuroscientists May Have Erased the Mind-Software ("Stauber") Barrier
(San Francisco) Brain implants are nothing new. The first cochlear implants date back well over a hundred years, and the first neuroprosthetic systems were successfully implemented therapeutically in 2023.


More Health & Science News...

Hirscht Micromachies Nano-Tech Could Cure Cancer, But Are They Too Late?
At HackFest 2114, Human Bests Code
Polymer Technology Research Exceeds Expectations Says MIT's Bishop
TV Celeb Pam Way-Schaw Says Nano-Tech Causes Autism

Arts & Entertainment

Robots Enact Shakespeare's Hamlet On Broadway, Critics Applaud "Passionate Performance"
(New York). The audience packing the Hirschfeld had its requisite Tony element, arriving in black tie, and stepping from smoothly-gliding limousines. But there were enough nerds in the audience looking uncomfortable out of their lab coats to indicate this was no ordinary performance.


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